Hell, I might make an attempt myself – I mean, I’ve come up with crazier ideas for tanks before, which from an engineering perspective are actually feasible (but not necessarily practical).

Three-track suspension’s going to be quite difficult, admittedly, but I can see the merit of the idea: it would distribute the weight of the vehicle more evenly, yielding better cross-country performance, but the complicated maintenance process would be a pain in the ass.

The feature that really comes across as the most stupid, however, is having a flamethrower sitting right on top of the engine, mounted in the front; that would have to go.