….And Don’t Forget to Buy More WG Junk!

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Hello everyone,

here’s a Russian video (with English subtitles) with Ola and Asya offering you to buy more WG junk. WG marketing sure is in overdrive mode this Christmas, isn’t it. The offer’s valid for RU server and this has to be the most awkward video with Ola I’ve ever seen. Have a look at it. Have some alcohol nearby though, just in case.

 

 

It’s like fucking teleshopping… at several moments I can almost hear the girls thinking “oh god, why…” and “killlll meeeeeee….”

43 thoughts on “….And Don’t Forget to Buy More WG Junk!”

    • WoT is a plague among children in Russia, this is their target audience for gadgets…

      and what happened to SerB’s Daddy in his 40′s chilling after work archetype…

    • “Missions? We ain’t got no Missions. We don’t need no Missions. WG don’t have to show you any stinkin’ Missions!” – The Treasure of the Sierra Madre

  4. So on one hand, we in the EU are told we can’t have any decent offers like RU has due to the RU economy being in free fall, but on the other hand they don’t mind trying to peddle this (what I’ll generously call) merchandise to Russia….. does not compute!

  6. I presume that PC was only a case, right? If not I would be interested in its specifics because I want to see what does broken-game developers offer to run their game on.

    • It’s a skill like any other. Everyone who successfully works in an area with lots of customer contact learns it sooner or later.

      P.S.: Both girls still need to learn that skill. I’m sorry for their overexposure, they clearly are not comfortable with it.

  8. Like watching a really bad porn movie, like the ones from the 60′s. One should be able to, but no matter what, I couldn’t watch to the end.

  13. Hey SS, reading your last comments I cannot help getting the feeling that your mild irony for WG is about to slowly transform into a highly infectious form of sarcasm. Maybe during your recherches you was overexposed too long to WGs smart way of failing ;-)

  14. Buuaahhahaha
    watched it and just sooooo funny silly, they should run it in one of those night selling programs where they offer wonderful coffee making vacuum cleaners or pillows that massage your bum, etc. for the 50% off if you phone in next 1 hour and give you extra bonus if you phone in next 10 minutes.

  18. Reminds me of some Japanese ads but at least horrible 2D-sprite special effects are missing. Could just be Russian way of advertising stuff, right?

  21. What i`d like to see is a toy model of Panther , made of bits of a real PzKpfw V panther (any similarity with Anchorman is completely failed).

  25. Its just went on and on and on….!

    At one point I thought “this can’t be serious”, like when she started petting the tank…but oh yes, more shite still to buy! Crayons FFS?

    The best word for this, disgusting :P

    Btw, why do they bother putting english text on some of their stuff (like “Puzzle”) when they will never bother to make a gift(junk)shop for physical objects outside RU? :P

  26. Is-7 and Lowe models in 1 72 are rare… But they exist and unless you are lazy/time depraved you should just make a proper model.

    That KV-1 USB tho… Admittedly caught my attention.

    WoT books and computer case and puzzles and backpack are just pathetic and hilarious. Almost everything shown is just pathetic.

  28. I would just feel dirty and wrong for wearing any of that shit. I would wear those two Russian trollops though.