Angry Russian Kid

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Hello everyone,

some kids take World of Tanks too seriously. Check this out – this russian kid got angry that he got killed in his Hellcat by a 46 percent winrate KV-1S driver and goes mental. Important Russian words for the video:

“blya” – fuck
“yebat” – fuck (verb)
“yebanutyj/yebanutovo” – fucking (adj.)
“suka” – bitch/whore
“nyeprabil” – didn’t penetrate the armor
“kvas” – Russian drink, also a Russian nickname for the KV-1S
“pizdyec” – fuck (yes, Russian language is very creative when it comes to insults)

“Kak suka neprabil yevo” – how the fuck didn’t I penetrate his armor
“Nyeprabil kvasa yebanutovo” – didn’t penetrate the armor of that fucking KV-1S

 

 

This is how I always imagine the “OMG GAS CHAMBER JEW POLAK SHIT FFS” Hall of Shame members :) (And then they blame me for not taking them seriously… would you? :D)

106 thoughts on “Angry Russian Kid”

  3. As the kid on the video is complaining about low winrate of the player whose KV-1S he didn’t penetrate, obviously the author’s winrate is no less than 50.

    • And since when do overall stats define player’s skill? Have you even bothered to take a peek at his recent results?

      • Since he grinds them on OP vehicles such as Hellcat or KV-1S on which he’s got 600 battles alltogether.
        Look at other vehicles winrates: 47% on T-34-85 in over 700 battles – hell, I also was a noob when I grinded my first branch, but 47% on KV-5 from 400 battles or 43% (!!) on the OP T-54 noobtank, 47% on Ob.140?
        Yes, he is a nup-player who just used OP Tier 6 for statpadding and gets absolutely fucked by the 9.3 nerf. Let’s see his butthurt after patch release, haha.

          • meh. 49% WR is the true average WR since draws (wich are probably something like 1% of the battles) count as a loss.
            so at 50+% you are higher than average.
            Now you can proceed to laugh at my stats.

            • Nah, I don’t laugh at your stats if you’re at least trying to play.

              Those who have 48%WR, drive OP tanks and die first and then start shouting at me for “not covering me n00b!” are the one I laugh at.

              • I would like to see leagues like in LoL, so bad players would play with players like them and unicums wouldn’t have to see us mortals.

    • I didnt get Kolobanov last night, dying of arty shot. And in my clan TS I was like: meeeh…shit…almost…guys…anyone wanna go Stronkholds?)

  7. “Russian language is very creative when it comes to insults”

    Hungarian language has a ton of synonyms to the phrase “damn it!”

    • HAHAH… ROFL

      I’m not native Russian speaker, but I speak a bunch of Slavic languages (Serbian, Croatian, Bosnian, Slovenian, Montenegrin) and think that pizdyec is closer to “pussy” than to “fuck” :)

      • Not really, you don’t swear with the word “pussy”. “Cunt” would be closer, but still, it’s pretty much untranslatable.

      • Russian is a bit different. In Russian “Cunt” is “Pizda”, but “Pizdyec” isn’t like “Cunty” or “Cuntness” ;) It’s more logical to be a simple “Fuck”

    • Actually the top 3 languages by the number and rudeness of insults are Romanian, Turkish and Russian. I can’t really tell the order but these are the languages. By severity the Romanian language takes top spot, by number I think the Turkish one.

      And pizdyec is a slang and vulgar word for pussy or cunt.. Yes we East European countries swear with,, cunt ” :) .

      Source : I am Romanian.

  8. Q: Do all russian kids have such a high voice? Am I a bad person for laughing at this?
    A: Yes.
    P.S. His mummy gave him money for premium, how cute! Is still wonder why he was blue :P

  12. Lol, SS found this video)
    Can’t imagine, how funny it is for non-ru-ears, but ..seems to be funny a lot)

    p.s., actually, I can feel this guy’s rage. If I fucked up with Pool medal at last shot, I would.. no, I wouldn’t screaming like him, but I’ll be very sad)

  13. You know us from stronk europe can’t even make out a word of what he said, maybe eastern europe can but it’s semi russia according to everyone but eastern europe.

    • Stranger still when proffesional translators do it. Know for a fact since my wife got her documents translated. She needs to specify every time to them what transcrption she wants of her name so the documents match up.

      • The best part is when they try to use that untranslatable symbol :)
        I use it as Y only for that, SS use Y to all that sounds like it :D

  16. I rofled how much word russians have to “fuck” . Well this kid is like those EFE and other “epic” members from hall of shame.

  17. Russian swearing? Please, Poles are kings in this regard. Take a swear word and you have 10 different prefixes that will suit all your possible needs with every single one of them conveying a different message. And you can do the same thing to virtually any swear word, which we have plenty. :D

  18. You sure “pizdyec” doesn’t actually mean “pussy”. Romanian has a similar word and the meaning isn’t “fuck” :)

  20. Hmm…he(she?) has some interesting parents if they agreed to give such specimen the cash to buy so many premiums…
    Either that or he(she?)’s a mommy’s wallet thief.

    But I wonder about one thing: Did the phone survived?

  22. Someone should send that KV1S driver a link to that video so they get the pure satisfaction of that kids rage-crying…LMAO

  23. Remember these words, guys. This you may need to use. Some russian students/young people (or just drunken turists-morons) have a nasty way is to ask the foreigner to say any of these words in relation to ourselves. I saw a few videos from America, where such idiots “pinned” over the americans, considering it to be very funny. Remember these words and if you sometime get to meet young russian asshole, who decides to laugh at you – you will know what to do with him)) The same applies to the chat and other correspondence. (on the test server a lot of young russian-speaking bastards, who are trying to provoke).

  24. i think all of us would rage if a seemingly epic battle is ruined, because the last shot (probably gold) bounced off…
    but why would you record and upload it? lol

  27. Stupid little russian kid; he could use a dose of communism, he probably wouldn’t bitch so much.

  28. Actually, the only thing he is repeating (along with swearing) is How could I have not penetrated his armor? How? Basically a GBR (Great Belorussian Random) screwed with the kid and the kid blew his top. In similar situations (VK3601 bouncing off side of Hellcat or Cromwell), I punched walls:-), but they are brick so it is okay.

  29. I only see an attention whore. If someone else had recorded him whining i might’ve believed it, but recording your self doesn’t make it believable, unless he is stupid.
    Being stupid is the only thing that would explain why someone would record them selves whining like a bitch and put it on the internet.

  33. Just another spoilt lil kid craving for attention that mummy obviously failed to give him or her, Or they really know how suck you mothers in i mean really 100 replies to this shit. We all film ourselves playing WoT dont really ffs. Intelligence levels are stronk in these replies

  34. i meet these kind of kids in SEA everyday. except they’re silent, and they suck really bad they must’ve jockeyed/bought/paid their way up or something. damn rich kids.