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Thanks to Crimea_RU (nice nick, bro) for this one :)

This arrived by email…

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“Supreme gun”…. that’s something like “supreme leader”?

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Many winrate, so fear, wow…

59 thoughts on “Stronk WG EU Advertisink

  1. Unless I am missing something that is ‘bullshit advertising’ not ‘stronk’. I thought stronk is all about either unintentional mistakes (incompetence) or some dumb nationalistic display.

    • Stronk is for making fun of Russian Stalinium! It should never be used in reference of inferior fascist wagons!

    • The word “stronk” is so stronk that you can use it for any stronk occasion!
      No strunk limitations!

  2. If they just buffed the mobility it would be less agonising to watch this trainwreck.

    I mean seriously, why take a tier 7 tank up to 8, make it weaker and assume a half adequate gun would balance it?

    • It’s actually almost the same as the (ofc totally not underpowered) tier 8 Panther II. The gun handling is just a bit better & the mobility a bit worse on the Hit… ehm, Panther88.

  3. Yeah, decision was hard, but I got it as soon as the price was reduced. Much much better than expected. It makes less earnings than Type 59, but it’s fun, because you believe that you have a German sniper, but in reality it’s just a bit better sniper than Type 59. Bounces some shoots, but most of them pen you. Conclusion, nice one for that price…

    • I believe i can fly.
      It’s actually easier than getting a carry match with that even if you have green stats

  4. It’s a German premium, thus it’s impossible to be “supreme”. If you want a “supreme” tank, go buy a IS-6 and spam gold shells. WG still has some serious problems with bias.

  5. this is not the tank for the crowds. the crowds want low skill ceiling tanks that perform at least average most of the time (heloo is-6).

    • Aim time little bit better and 0.4s reload shorter.
      Pls more copy paste tanks. Because Turbopanther was not worth the premium status :D

    • Whoa… I heard it was crap but this… Twice the bloom on turret traverse and 10 degrees less total vertical arc. This thing has 18°… It’s as bad as on the T-34-3.
      Do you have any stats about loss of accuracy during traverse/movement ?

    • nothing , if he likes it , he likes it , would you change your opinion of something just because WG made it?

  6. If they want to sell tanks to noobs,why don’t they make tier 8 premium farty.You just click on red tanks and there you go-credits, veheeeeej!And if they read ftr guide for farty they can click very carefully on red tanks and earn even more credits juhuuuuuu!

  7. Ah but this advertisement already took effect.I saw a potato with 158 battles driving the Panther 8,8.

  8. “Test” its supreme gun. Well I did wanted to test it’s “supreme” gun, but you know, WG new policy of not allowing players to test new premiums on the test server…

  9. I often wonder how much native-speaking proof-readers must charge if companies like WG can’t even afford to pay someone to spend 2 minutes making their prose slightly more natural sounding.

  10. This Tank is an EPIC WGN FAIL again.. putting it into T10 Battles is just hilarious (as a premium Tank it should have premium Matchmaking – the Hull is from a T7 Tank)

  11. 200mm pen is ok, even vs. almost all t10.
    Esp. when you have a mobile tank.
    I would always take long 88 or short 105 over a higher pen french/russian gun that aims forever or misses fully aimed.

    The only hard part is knowing the weak spots.
    But you have to know know them even facing a IS3, in most tanks.

    That every beginner can just buy a T8 premium and gets no help ho to play it is another topic…

  12. > WG decides to implement OP premium tank.
    OMG WG why you implement OP premium tank? This is blatant PTW, damn you capitalist soviet bias!

    >WG decides to implement average premium tank.
    OMG WG why you implement UP premium tank? This is blatant money grab, sux tank, I want my money back etc etc…

    SS, I get it that you don’t think it’s not a good premium tank. However, seeing you ridicule panther 8.8 almost everyday is not what I exactly saw as fun/informative (once or twice is enough). Yes, WG made a bad decision when they decided to not put in the test server, however I think they have paid it back by giving it discount and chance to refund it before.

    If you don’t like it, just don’t buy it. If you have bought it and don’t like it, just refund it. I see no reason for “lol WG stronk decision” anymore. About the advertising, what else do you expect? Do you expect “Test it’s average gun, maybe you could make it works but nah, I think you should buy IS-6 instead?” in the advertisement? Unless they are implementing some system when they prevent new player to buy hightier premium tanks, doing this have no effect whatsoever in overall gameplay since super fresh player won’t be any different in any other tanks even if it’s an OP premium. More ppl buying prem tonks = sustaining the free to play system longer, so it’s not a negative for me, I will pawn them anyway.

    Also, what about the “Premium should be same or worse than the normal tank” policy? Isn’t it’s good that they’re returning to that policy?

  13. I bought it and have a 51 percent W/l rate in it. That is better than my 49.76 w/l rate. It is better than the panther II. Better rate of fire accuracy and aim time. It also is much more agile. Its only weaker in top speed. and armor. No T8 medium has decent armor cept the Type 59. This tank is more agile than it and has a better gun. It is a very enjoyable tank to play and prints credits.