Hello everyone,
another video from the “How to become a noob” series :) This REALLY should have English subtitles (translation provided below). It’s really funny in Russian though.
Scene 1: “Brother”
Enemy KV-1S got into hopeless situation.
Allied Hellcat really wants to take the shot, but team KV-1S doesn’t want to tank.
The dude got greedy… but what’s the difference, there are so many allied tanks left
The KV-1S however decides not to attack the enemy. Another person desiring the Invader medal?
Allies fall one after another to the enemy D25
Maybe go kill him? Nooo! We want medal!
Oh well, the base is almost captured. Victory!
But why!!!?
Did he also decide to finish the KV-1S off?
Or…
This is where the dog is buried…
A cuckoo (“a stranger amongst his people”)
Allied arty sensed there is a traitor in their midst
But too late
Scene 2: “White Tiger”
Somewhere in parallel universe
Hellcat really doesn’t like Tigers
Shot in the hull – 1
Shot in the hull – 2
Shot in the hull – 3
Maybe he thinks that…
Reloading finished, T69 ends this necrophillia
Scene 3: “Unexplicable but true”
Fight has begun. Tanks make their way to their positions.
But this comrade there is a position of his own.
One more tanker decides to try out this hiding place.
Meanwhile on the bottom…
What’s going on here?
However, everything ends as usual…
Lol, he can’t even drown…
Scene 4: “Stuck”
Fight has begun. Tanks make their way to their positions.
E25 dashes forward recklessly! Nothing will stop it!
Except for this anti-tank strip
Only IS-3 stopped to mock the E-25
But here IS-2 comes to the rescue
And now the M6 comes too
And E25 is set free!!!
And now the IS-2 got stuck
And so almost 5 minutes passed
Moral of the story: Stay away from those stone strips. And from those who got stuck on them.
Scene 5: Steel butt
KV-5 with only 1 hitpoint is running from a crowd of enemies
And now he’s alone…
Didn’t penetrate!
Didn’t penetrate!
Maybe load a HE round?
But why?
One down!
Didn’t penetrate!
Two down!
Three down!
After some time the KV-5 got out to attack
Superpershing appeared
Didn’t penetrate!
And SP decides to sacrifice himself in order to finish the KV-5 off
Didn’t penetrate!
Moral of the story: Carry HE with you. At lest one shell.
Scene 6: Deadly ramming
Highway, brave AMX1390 races towards the enemy base
But the enemy T-54 rushes to intercept the scout
Detrack. But T-54 struggles to bitchslap the impudent scout.
T-54 accelerates
…and rams the AMX1390 powerfully
Not so fast! The ram was so powerful that the AMX1390 got stuck on the T-54
Dead LT continues to take vengeance on his killer
And that’s how the fight ended for the T-54
SS you post all kind of shit videos. This is russian? who cares? who the fuck is jove? and who the fuck understands russian jokes really?
How terrible.
The music has inspired me to start a band :-D
i don’t understand russian but the video was very funny. most often the secenes are speaking for it’s self and the music is nice
Go take your nationalism somewhere else
Well, maybe because not everyone understands russian he put a translation here?
And besides, it’ his blog, he can post My Little Pony episodes if he wants -.-’
” he can post My Little Pony ” -> SS, please-please-please, at least one :3 :3 :3
Russiophobia is widespread in this game…
idiot
Just GTFO of here.
You need… Gratefulness…
No need to understand russian for the stuff you see in the vids… Let’s just say it speaks for itself.. I liked them all, but I would really, really be pissed of with the KV1S
That was pretty hilarious , i liked the 13 90 one , where he almost killed the T-54 but the T-54 reversed… I would have liked to see the death message
Would it be : ” Enemy T-54 was lost in battle” or “Enemy T-54 was destroyed by AMX 13 90:
also it’s great how the t-54 is unspotted for time and it seems the corpse is moving by itself
WG introducing Ghost Wrecks after Ghost Shells. :D
Don’t underestimate the power of stupid!
Is that KV-1S one of those famous game sabotage players that we’ve heard trends of on the russian server?
1) Those two should get a ban
2) It looks like some bug. Tiger appears dead, but he moves and enemies (not only Hellcat) still shooting at him. Some server glitch maybe?
3)
I can just cry about this ;-;
I wish I will never have such KV-1S on my team
Kv-1s needs a timeban.
I got no problem if someone is bad, but intentionally losing his team the game should be punishable.
He is farming 40% winrate
i think that permaban of ip addres of this kv1s will be enought every one normal player report this faggot
If this does not meet the definition of “unfair gameplay” what then…
These are the noobs you don’t want in your team. NEVER!
The KV-5…. he didn’t bounce a single shot vs an IS-6 with standard ammo…. wut?
he hit the rooftop cupola
and he didn’t miss! The KV-5 isn’t exactly accurate.
But its accurate enough to hit it from such close distance. Anyway either he did well or was lucky, nothing wrong in that.
WoT in a nutshell.
#1 The KV-1S is a fkn a’hole.
#2 The Hellcat must have thought the dead Tiger was somehow not dead and still firing at it …
#4 Two real team players …
fortunately I ALLWAYS carry HE rounds
I find that kv1s player to be absolutely hilarious. He wanted the other guy to have kolobanov and it was intentional.
What I don’t like are people who lose games like that while trying to do their best (kids, retards and so on) …
That KV-1s should get a long ban to think about what he has done…
And everyone doing like him, no matter who the enemy player is(clan mate, rl friend, wife, father, dog etc), should get the same.
Ruining a whole great match for a fucking kolobanov’s medal that it’s not even for you…wtf…
I guess it all started with:
NO CAP KILL ALL!!
Well served…
Bwhahahahahah that KV-1S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maximum Trolololo!!!!!!
You need 0% Russian skill, to understand the video purpose.
I really hope that KV-1S in first video got really lengthy ban for this. Had it depended on me, he would get perma-banned for this shit.
I would suspect foul play with that KV-1S. I mean seriously why didnt enemy KV-1S killed him sooner? Even if I see enemy acts weird I still wouldnt risk not to blow him up sooner.
In the part with the KV-5 the 3. player he killes is called stalin
I couldn’t take it anymore as soon as the KV-1S stepped out of the cap…it was so painful to watch!!
In 2nd scene it is not a shot in the “hull” but precicely a shot in the “corpse”, in this case meaning a “wreck”. can you please correct the subtitles?
did anybody notice that free cameera was used for the t-54 video, how the hell did he do that
Magic.
The image of the dead amx 13 90 going backward was priceless
Most awesome Pools medal EVER !