Thanks to Tyrexdunet for this one!
Hello everyone,
this is an extremely rare footage of ARL-44, Foch tank destroyer and AMX 50 in action during the 14.7.1951 parade in Paris. Armor starts at cca 0:55.
Thanks to Tyrexdunet for this one!
Hello everyone,
this is an extremely rare footage of ARL-44, Foch tank destroyer and AMX 50 in action during the 14.7.1951 parade in Paris. Armor starts at cca 0:55.
look at the foch, it was before the nerf :D
Also, this is from the same parade:
http://tinyurl.com/qjztlj6
Looks like they werent sure which turret ring will be in production ;)
That foch looks so much taller than ingame…ingame foch looks like tuned up sports car…
wot scale is confusing. For example M3, M5 stuart, so small in game, quite big IRL
The same counts for the Object 268. The real one looks much taller than the in-game version, but when you overlay the images then seem about the same.
The problem seems to be that the other models, such as the houses, are totally out of scale compared to the tanks. So the tanks look smaller than they actually are. The houses are oversized. Like those super sized 6 storey single-family houses in almost every map..
maby they will fix all that crap since HD stuff is coming…
HD tanks
HD buildings when Havok comes (probably… they said all got remodeled)
next is HD environment
This!
It’s everything else not in scale. Look at severogorsk map here house doors are taller than tiger 2 for example. There was a giant scarecrow, again, as tall as a big heavy tank, on live oaks map, but it got changed.
I’d love HD maps, once they get havoc running, to be reworked to make objects in scale, so we can actually see that we are driving tanks, not RC toys.
There were ALOT of prototypes during AMX 50, they weren’t shy to spend all money they could to create a ‘perfect’ tank for France to regain its Great Power status.
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nice one!
IT’S BEAUTIFUL ;__;
Where did they hide their white flags? I cant see them.
lol +1
Someone forgot to wash them, so they were dirty.
Well, its easy to make new ones.
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/meanwhile_38603a_2689089.jpg
You are so funny and original…
Using such stupid stereotypes just shows how pathetic person you are.
Found the baguette!
Hon hon!
My god, calm down Frenchie. Its just for jokes. Go have breakfeast instead of complaining.
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5081084672/hC54F80BF/
Jeez, I thought you guys are at least fun, not like Germans.
(See? Another easy stereotype).
Except this joke stopped to be fun after the first ten times.
I mean, are people really reading this and going “HAHAHA FUCK, THIS IS HILARIOUS”?
If you are, then please, give humanity a rest and put a bullet in your own head. Or stop commenting, at least, in order to find out some new jokes.
But I guess anytime someone will talk about American tanks, I’ll go on and on about how ignorant, dirty and hypocritical americans are. Then I’ll do the same about drunken, STD’s filled, ugly-teeth british. Then, I’ll talk about those fat-ass, murderous brainwashed germans.
I’ll give russians a rest, since we already have a bunch of dumb-shits yelling “STRONK RUSIASIN TANK” every time SS posts an article about soviet tanks. Because, this joke is *really* funny too.
You know why it is funny? Because there are still butthurt people like you (French in this case?) who take it serious and claim moral high ground everytime somebody does such a joke.
Many comedians use these stereotypes as setting for their jokes. Its not my problem you take these seriously. If anyone makes these stereotypes bad its people like you.
You can make fun of me all day and as long as it stays fun, no harm is done. If you start taking things too seriously you will die bitter old man with no friends, wife or children.
Now go eat your baguette smeared with chocolate, drink some wine and calm down.
wow, you get offended quite easily, dont you?
If I reacted this seriously on all the trolling done on internet, I wouldnt had time for anything else. Take it easy, jeez )
Reactions like yours is what makes this joke still funny.
I can’t decide who are worse: people saying “trolling” jokes or the people offended by them. These “jokes” are still common because of people like you. Never, ever get too much seriously these jokes, like the people raging in wot :)
P.S. Told you by a mafia-pizza-mario-fascit-pasta-mandolino-bunga bunga italian. lol
Well if you knew anything about comedy than you should know that clever usage of these stereotypes is common for comedians.
Learn to understand what is a joke. Actually try understanding the concept of jokes since you don’t seem to understand it lol.
It butthurted at least two people. Joke worked.
You have no idea about jokes. You are only sad unintelligent person, who thinks that stereotypical and stupid joke repeated hundreds of times is still funny. I do not feel butthurt, cause I am not French. I am just sad that jabe to share the world with such childish and stupid people like you.
I’m not talking about the first joke you said about the white flags (i laughed too), but when you continued to troll offended people. Some people should understand that kidding can be really childish. In Italy, when we joke, we say often bad words against who is with us, but the WAY we tell them let the “victim” understand that it’s really only joking and that he/she can reply back as well. If somebody doesnt find your jokes funny about him you should just stop, not carry on. If you are kind you can say that you are sorry.
It’s not very funny to the people who lost family during the war…
My great uncle died in la Resistance, so I don’t appreciate the joke.
My grandfather, at the ripe age of 16, kicked a German soldier down stairs, and fled Paris to join the FFL.
It’s those personal acts of valor, those of teenagers having more balls then most people reading on this blog combined, that make this joke not funny.
You can make jokes about French people in general. Hell, I make a lot of them.
But please don’t shit on people who gave their lives to defend their country, and allied countries.
Gave their lives to keep innocents from being deported.
It may seem exaggerated, especially to the younger crowds reading this, but I assure you, when you find a posthumous award from the ministry of defense in your attic, given to the family of someone younger than you, who gave his life to fight a government sending men, women and children to death camps, it makes things much more real.
You kidding right?
Why do you drag this here and who shat on people who gave their lives to defend their country? It was obviously a simple stupid joke, I just cant believe that there are actually people offended by it.
Now lets lit a candle for all those people who could take a joke, even if it was about them/their nation/their job/their haircut/their girlfriend etc.
I am being made fun of every day for different reasons and I still dont crap my pants because of it.
Jeez, you will all die bitter and sad.
Viva la resistance!
http://bestofmeanwhilein.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/meanwhile-in-france-hands-up.jpg
No I’m not kidding.
There are people who you don’t make jokes about.
You don’t joke about soldiers like that, it’s wildly disrespectful.
And if you think it’s funny, next time, make a joke to a soldier’s face about letting his country down.
You may take it lightly, but he sure as fuck won’t.
There is a time and a place for everything, and jokes about WWII in a blog about a game set around WWII, is not the fucking place.
If you can’t wrap your head around that, seek help.
“There is a time and a place for everything, and jokes about WWII in a blog about a game set around WWII, is not the fucking place.”
Stop playing a game about fucking toy tanks that ruin the memory of the WW2.
On the other hand, you may also consider loosening the melodramatic diva attitude a bit.
See? I don’t think there is much more to joke about. change topic.
Do you want an example?
Some time ago, an interviewed italian senator, Roberto Calderoli, said: “When I see Cecile Kyenge (past minister of integration, bornt in Congo and black-skinned) i think about an orangutan(!!!)”
You probably laughed, probably a lot of people laughed too. Cecile Kyenge didnt’t found this funny. He should not have said that.
I’m an American, and would perhaps find it funny… if every article about France for in excess of a decade included the same childish and baseless jokes. They’re always the same every time, so it doesn’t even have variety.
It isn’t that I mind that people make it but…. why? Surely telling the exact same joke over and over again for over ten years gets boring?
I am not French. I even do not like them. But joke is just stupid and totally unfair for hundreds of thousands French soldiers killed in World Wars. Such “jokes” can be funny for kids, at best.
they were saving them to see if the americans could show up earlier than 5 years after the war started.
try to spit that shit in RL to a french .. enjoy your vacation at the nearest hospital
fucktarded moron
At least France never lost a war against Canada :)
Failing at invading Canuckistan WoW !
French Military History in a Nutshell:
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/jokes/bljokefrenchmilitaryhistory.htm
American military history in a nutshell:
~1900: you were a power?
Frenchies get butthurted as fast as they get conquered. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dont get offended by stupid ignorant bain washed people , Just ignore them and let them rot in their pit of dumbasserie ,anyone With a hint of history éducation Knows that France is the country With the best battle record in Europe http://www.militaryfactory.com/battles/french_military_victories.asp , http://www.cracked.com/article_18409_the-5-most-statistically-full-shit-national-stereotypes.html ,http://myrainbowcoloredworld.tumblr.com/post/3947297877/which-country-is-the-most-successful-military-power-in , etc .
Haters gonna hate, Just let it flow and laugh at their bitter ignorance :) /peace.
Don’t worry. Your running away asap record will never be beaten. :D
Oh oh oh! Funy guy :)
Good to see the articles are still being posted. Thanks SS!
Awesome video SS. I didn’t know the Foch paraded too. It’s actually kind of sad France ditched all those models in favor of American vehicles. The ARL was just a WWII tank, but the AMX50 was an interesting tank.
Moment of silence for fallen nation´s original ideas due to the NATO standartization
Wow.. to see Foch rolling around like that
Cool ^^
Quick transcription/translation.
The French News
During the army’s week, the 14th of July parade allowed the french to see the new french military hardware.
Around the Président de la République, they saw the new infantry combat suit.
The air force took part in the parade with the Vampire and the Ouragan from the Dassault factories, which the air force is outfitted with.
2 prototypes, the Mystère, too fast for the camera, and the Espadon.
Then the motorized vehicles (TLnote: as in, ground vehicles).
Among the new hardware designed for the Atlantic army, new recon vehicles with 75mm cannon.
The 48tons transition tanks (TLnote: ARL44).
The best piece of the parade, the 50 tons self-propelled gun (TLnote: Foch, and the exact translation in the video is “carried gun”, so I guess self-propelled is more correct, even if it’s not a SPG).
And the 50 tons heavy tanks already rated among the world’s best.
thanks
*hears fireworks, surrenders to german tourist*
LOL
why we must grind 290.000 xp only for upgrade gun and little more HP ?
washting my time. 290.000xp to much for 200HP upgrade
idiot russian bias
Beautiful machines always been a big fan of French tanks.
Gotta love the white wall tires on the artillery.
This is what I was thinking the whole time. White wall tire? So tactical!
They run white walls so that it can turn brown with dirt and mud and provide better camo… =)
I assume they put those on there to look fancy for that parade they were in. Still though, what a waste of time.
Oh my god, look at those white sided tires on those armored cars and AA guns, thats some style on war machinery ! Awesome!
even with that force, they will surrender anyway…..
Ok, looks like most people are against us Frenchies, so I’m out making a white flag.
Jokes aside, we may do the same with most countries who lost a war.
In the first world war, I do not remember hearing about France sending out white flags and showing its butt. But I do remember, from learning it, how french engineers produced the first tanks and literally rolled on german army once the FT17 came in the battle. French soldiers who fought against stupid officers and refused to go to battle did it not out of cowardice, but because the way assaults were done was stupid and just send out cannon fodder. Once Petain (when he was still a hero) organized the way assaults were done, all of the french troops went back to battle to beat the shit out of the german invaders. And they did it.
Concerning the Famous “White flag”, it was decided to avoid the slaughter of the french troops that were already cut from their bases, with no support and no way to organize in the beginning of the second world war. Fighting just to see your people getting butchered with no hope of winning, we have seen what it looks like on another front, and France did not have hundreds of thousands civilans to send against fully trained military troops.
So well, I don’t really care about this joke, we have so much more to do with russians, germans, americans, british and some other people, so let’s joke together and stop this ridiculous fight.
See? white flag incoming !!!!!!