Golden Donkey competition results

Posted on October 7, 2013 by Silentstalker

Hello everyone,

well, the Golden Donkey competition is over and I’d like to thank everyone for participating. Recieved over 150 contest entries and I had a great laugh sorting them out :)

The quality of various entries was various, some involved anatomic donkey details, others involved SerB AND anatomic donkey details (ugghhh). Oh and there have been three “y u play when u insult wg fuuu” e-mails, I had a good laugh about them too, thanks :)

It was actually really hard to pick one winner, but in the end, I picked Sethes:

Furthermore, as promised, I picked one of the entries randomly – it was JPKERR‘s entry that won.

And some of the contributions, with author names. Thanks everyone for participating, I hope you had fun :)

St4n

Alpha_Dude

Bandita

Barkas15

CanadianWombat

Cronux

Jedras96

Kazkiller

Mord666

MultiKulti

Nandee

Nebsif

Saito_Himea

Speedphlux

Sptzbrgn

TankLiEstEncoreTank

103 thoughts on “Golden Donkey competition results”

Red on October 7, 2013 at 9:44 am said:

Brilliant!
- Treborn on October 7, 2013 at 9:52 am said:
  
  You get the Golden Donkey award.
  - Woras on October 7, 2013 at 10:57 am said:
    
    Because of your post below – you get special reward.
    - Donkey Kong on October 7, 2013 at 11:46 am said:
      
      Reward is “coming”….
      - Lorry 40ton on October 7, 2013 at 12:35 pm said:
        
        Donkey: rapes the ”First!-guy”-
        Lorraine40t: rapes donkey who says ”First!”
        So be careful. My rape is not enjoyable.
        
        Anonymous on October 7, 2013 at 1:46 pm said:
        
        My Leoprd PTA will beat your Lorry 40t anytime. It will get close, real close and when you shoot it, the explosion of Leoprds Ammorack will kill you!
        
        MTWEmperor on October 7, 2013 at 1:55 pm said:
        
        And hippo loves incorrectly posting “Donkey” morons.
        
        Lorraine40t on October 7, 2013 at 2:02 pm said:
        
        no no no no. This Lorry does nothing for u. He only rapes donkeys. And i mean, not ”autoloader rape”. He REALLY rapes him…lorry haves long penis
        8==========================================D
        
        Lorry 40ton on October 7, 2013 at 2:04 pm said:
        
        thanks for helping m8
        rape donkeys together?
        
        Lorraine40t on October 7, 2013 at 2:06 pm said:
        
        go away noob I am better Lorraine
        so i rape donkey alone
Persh on October 7, 2013 at 9:50 am said:

Why didn’t the glory hole guy or the god & Adam painting guy win? Those are hilarious!
Treborn on October 7, 2013 at 9:51 am said:

FIRST
- Robert on October 7, 2013 at 1:10 pm said:
  
  No, you’re not.
  - MTWEmperor on October 7, 2013 at 1:56 pm said:
    
    First morons get donkey
    - Lorraine40t on October 7, 2013 at 2:06 pm said:
      
      And lorraine rapes donkey.
      - Dick-Johnson Cuntclitt on October 7, 2013 at 5:33 pm said:
        
        Lorraine got raped by Amx 40 already …
        Amx 40 is like Anal-Dildo
        
        Lorraine40t on October 7, 2013 at 5:58 pm said:
        
        Lorraine rapes only donkeys. Unlike other tank…he doesnt use gun to do it…
        Lorraine haves penis
aaahahaha on October 7, 2013 at 9:52 am said:

that’s some funny entries there xD grats to the winners! this should be featured on WG main page lmao
anonanus on October 7, 2013 at 10:01 am said:

The best is the serb riding stalin donkey-corn, by a mile :D
Nandee on October 7, 2013 at 10:08 am said:

Wow, mine got shown :O It is a huge pleasure :D All of them made me laugh, it was pretty funny making the entry itself too :D
Petter on October 7, 2013 at 10:37 am said:

Hilarious! Well done everyone :)
Knotte on October 7, 2013 at 10:38 am said:

Congrats to the winners!!!! Lots of fun.

WG well deserves bashing for all in game fails this year and epic style of EU community alienation. The idea to ridicule they Golden Joystick aspirations in a way of that contest was splendid.
Anonymous on October 7, 2013 at 10:46 am said:

Epic, well done.
hamstor (EU) on October 7, 2013 at 11:00 am said:

Greetz to the winners, all are pretty epic ;)

I’m said my “art” is not features, spent the whoIe caturday morning and I still suffer from “related” ad-choices thx to my image search… :(

Guess it was slightly NSFW (not that much tho, honest)
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7361/10107867886_05f8607d7c_o.png
- Medjed on October 7, 2013 at 4:23 pm said:
  
  ROFL….if nothing else mate i had a good laugh at your work xDDD that hamster in the corner is epic xDDD
Darajavahus on October 7, 2013 at 11:04 am said:

loled
Anonymous on October 7, 2013 at 11:08 am said:

:)
PinkyDK on October 7, 2013 at 11:17 am said:

I really love the Serb’n’Donkey parody on that god’n’adam painting… and so many other nice ones too :D The golden donkey award just shows ss have bad taste haha :P
JPK on October 7, 2013 at 11:22 am said:

Awwwwww yea
- JPK on October 7, 2013 at 11:26 am said:
  
  Also guys
  There are 4 Stalins hidden in my entry (JPKERR). Try to find ‘em.
  - Captian Nemo on October 7, 2013 at 2:23 pm said:
    
    found 3 so far…
    - arkhell on October 7, 2013 at 2:50 pm said:
      
      one on the left on the edge of the fence
      one lower left corner under the sign
      one on the upper right corner
      
      and i think there is one in the wooden pillar in that brown spot
      - JPK on October 8, 2013 at 7:08 am said:
        
        Ye!
Santey on October 7, 2013 at 11:22 am said:

This is racism. Stupid Yankees …
- Woras on October 7, 2013 at 11:28 am said:
  
  Because russians are separate race.
  Homo Vodkus.
  - konakona on October 7, 2013 at 11:48 am said:
    
    Russians are the missing link
  - DONKEY. on October 7, 2013 at 11:55 am said:
    
    Moron, if you hate russian so much… Why you’re playing this Game…
    - Anonymous on October 7, 2013 at 12:18 pm said:
      
      So I can shoot up their Russian tanks?
      hur dur hur hur dur
      - DONKEY. on October 7, 2013 at 12:38 pm said:
        
        Stupid N*a*z*i Kid…
        
        Anonymous on October 7, 2013 at 2:54 pm said:
        
        Your opinion is very important to us!
        
        Woras on October 7, 2013 at 3:38 pm said:
        
        Just ignore him. Pity the fool.
- Joe on October 7, 2013 at 1:43 pm said:
  
  How terrible.
  - DONKEY. on October 7, 2013 at 6:02 pm said:
    
    You heard me already Idiots… I give you a piece of advice, if you have a restricted envisioning about the normal life and you are an Idiot, try to hide it for public view…
kinderschlager on October 7, 2013 at 12:03 pm said:

LMAO

i dip my top hat to you good sirs
Anonymous on October 7, 2013 at 12:09 pm said:

Best stuff evah here – LOL!
GrumpyStranger on October 7, 2013 at 12:16 pm said:

Your photoshop is bad

And you should feel bad.
- Joe on October 7, 2013 at 1:42 pm said:
  
  Your oppinion is very important to us.
  - Lt_Gruber on October 7, 2013 at 2:53 pm said:
    
    Epic reply
  - GrumpyStranger on October 7, 2013 at 4:58 pm said:
    
    Can’t tell if sarcasm
    
    Or doesn’t know meme
The WG Customer on October 7, 2013 at 12:57 pm said:

Epic Pics. Now i gonna buy a donkey.
Anonymous on October 7, 2013 at 1:05 pm said:

best
FTR post
EVER
Anonymous on October 7, 2013 at 1:07 pm said:

“RONK OUT”

lolol
Alex on October 7, 2013 at 1:25 pm said:

Lol…
jYrY86 on October 7, 2013 at 2:12 pm said:

Bandita, share that shit you are smoking, your work is hilarious.
- Bandita on October 10, 2013 at 11:05 am said:
  
  Haha! I cant tell you. Anyway, thanks :D
Anonymous on October 7, 2013 at 2:14 pm said:

Что за шлюхи вас рожали,ах точно в европе все шлюхи
- Anonymous on October 7, 2013 at 3:47 pm said:
  
  U mad
- Anonymous on October 8, 2013 at 8:10 pm said:
  
  Вы с ума сошли русский сука? : D
Anonymous on October 7, 2013 at 2:17 pm said:

FOR THE GREAT STALIN! WE ALL LIVE BECAUSE HIS SAVE US!
Lt_Gruber on October 7, 2013 at 2:56 pm said:

Awesome images, had my doubts about this contest but i am believer now
Anonymous on October 7, 2013 at 3:02 pm said:

Can you upload ALL entries into a zip or something?
Кирилл Сергеев on October 7, 2013 at 3:23 pm said:

Poles have a sore ass from Stalin
- konakona on October 7, 2013 at 10:14 pm said:
  
  Calm your titties pidorashka.
Ridge on October 7, 2013 at 3:24 pm said:

What’s happened to this blog? A bunch of fan boys making fun of a developer of a game they play every day? Wth

If you don’t like the game why do you play it? I play it because to me its a great game that I’m good at, runs on my old laptop, and it has quick matches which makes it easy to play between activities. It also has tons of tanks that although might not be completely historical have performance based on the real tanks. This isn’t a simulator so that doesn’t bother me. Now to me War Thunder is a sim so if its tanks aren’t historically correct that would bother me. To me World of Tanks is like the Gran Turismo of tanks. Lots of real life tanks in a arcade/semi-sim game. Now there are certain things I don’t like and I wish they would add more game modes but this game to me this game is still very good, why I play it a lot still. I’ve been playing it for more than 2 years now.
- Ridge on October 7, 2013 at 3:25 pm said:
  
  Although I don’t think SerB would care as much as he enjoys trolling people.
  - ferongr on October 7, 2013 at 3:28 pm said:
    
    Did you really expect something better from a game with a T rating?
- Anonymous on October 7, 2013 at 3:48 pm said:
  
  Your opinion is very important to us
UAxReDCaT on October 7, 2013 at 3:26 pm said:

Поляки с горящими жопами, так приятно. Пшеки, пошли нахуй из игры! :D
Андрей Костин on October 7, 2013 at 3:29 pm said:

siemka, 46%!
UAxReDCaT on October 7, 2013 at 3:35 pm said:

На закуску!

http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/uaxredcat/50282264/5925/5925_original.gif
- Latertimelord on October 7, 2013 at 4:55 pm said:
  
  I LOL’d
ATI on October 7, 2013 at 4:00 pm said:

Что то поляки развонялись. Пора им хвост прищемить. Надо польщу вновь поделить. С внуками фошиздов.
- pesymistik on October 7, 2013 at 4:25 pm said:
  
  your opinion is very important to us:D first dude try to speak in a human language and then post your opinion:P
  - Anonymous on October 7, 2013 at 5:41 pm said:
    
    Speak albanian u bitch!
Mr Yes.No{you}Got.it on October 7, 2013 at 4:24 pm said:

WOW this post is Stronk!

God bless you.
serb on October 7, 2013 at 4:25 pm said:

POLSKA STRONK KO KO KO
Medjed on October 7, 2013 at 4:25 pm said:

http://ftr.wot-news.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/bandita.jpg

This one is definite winner for me xddd
- Anonymous on October 7, 2013 at 6:28 pm said:
  
  True that! So much going on in that picture I’m feeling dizzy :-D EPIC!
gogi on October 7, 2013 at 4:28 pm said:

http://i.imgur.com/bfXkqSd.jpg
DF-Division on October 7, 2013 at 5:10 pm said:

These images are as bad as the point they are trying to make.

On a 1-10 art scale, it’s like -2.
- Joe on October 7, 2013 at 5:16 pm said:
  
  Your oppinion is very important to us.
Anonymous on October 7, 2013 at 5:14 pm said:

Don’t forget about Smolensk, polska kurwa.
- POPISowyNumer on October 7, 2013 at 9:07 pm said:
  
  Smoleńsk is great Polish tragedy. It is very sad that 30% of our society belongs to PiS lemming herd. And other 60% to PO and SLD lemming herds. (all those are political parties)
  - GrumpyStranger on October 8, 2013 at 2:24 am said:
    
    Did you just try explaining polish politics to a russian troll? Why?
Anonymous on October 7, 2013 at 5:29 pm said:

So many butthurt russkies. This competition was worth it :D
- Anonymous on October 7, 2013 at 5:30 pm said:
  
  Don’t forget about Smolensk, polska kurwa.
CodeName901 on October 7, 2013 at 5:32 pm said:

yea!!!!! awesome
zMeul on October 7, 2013 at 5:35 pm said:

donkey got caught: http://tinyurl.com/nj8lggh
Anonymous on October 7, 2013 at 5:41 pm said:

Great STALIN!!!
Anonymous on October 7, 2013 at 5:43 pm said:

http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/da_bad_boy/47526159/425/425_original.jpg
tsachev on October 7, 2013 at 6:11 pm said:

one month without FTR!
przek on October 7, 2013 at 6:42 pm said:

“Polska – zaścianek cywilizacji, która w rzeczywistości nie ma żadnego znaczenia w świecie”- Stanisław Lem
Anonymous on October 7, 2013 at 6:59 pm said:

знатно у поляков пуканы подарвало.

польша стронг бля кококококо
Саша on October 7, 2013 at 8:06 pm said:

поляков и в боксе разъебали, и в игре.
DobbysWrath on October 7, 2013 at 9:06 pm said:

Saito_Himea copied most of his from my thread!!!

I named it ‘ the touch of serb, I posted that pic but without the donkey and joystick. The DARTH WORAS friend remade it making it look better!
- Himea on October 8, 2013 at 4:37 am said:
  
  I found it in google and just pasted a donkey picture on adam’s face.
  - Himea on October 8, 2013 at 4:40 am said:
    
    And the part where you say “Most” made me laughed
    - DobbysWrath on October 8, 2013 at 12:56 pm said:
      
      I doubt you would have used the pic if I hadn’t thought of the whole god serb thing it dick head!
Drakko on October 7, 2013 at 11:25 pm said:

I was scrolling and wondering. How come no one thought of making one with the famous Creation of Adam in the Sistine Chapel but with SerB and Stalin.

Scrolling a bit more…AAAH…theeere it is!(granted it’s a stalinist donkey but hey)
Anonymous on October 8, 2013 at 9:59 am said:

Что за биомусор эти картинки создавал наверно поляки?
Seg on October 8, 2013 at 4:16 pm said:

What a shitty pics ((
RS on October 8, 2013 at 4:26 pm said:

The Poles constantly of something burnt. Poland – it’s ass in the middle of Europe, from which streams run burning shit to the neighbors.
Terran_wrath on October 26, 2013 at 3:57 am said:

Worst is: They really won it.